Very Funny

Heaven was becoming full so St. Peter decided he will stand at the gates of Heaven and let only those who suffered miserable deaths to go in. Others will go to hell.

So there was a big queue of dead souls waiting to go.
St. Peter asks the first man: How did you die?

Man: I always doubted my wife having an affair with someone, so I took a half-day off from work and returned home early. I had the spare key, so I quietly tip-toed till my bed room to find my wife naked in the bed alone.
I heard a voice from the balcony. When I checked, I found a man hanging from the railing of my balcony

I was very furious; I punched and kicked him. He let go of the railing, only to fall on the bushes. He survived the seven storey fall. He got up and started running. I looked around and I found my fridge. I picked it up and threw at him; finally killed him.

But all this gave me a massive heart attack and I died on the spot.

St. Peter: Too sad. You may go in son.

Then the 2nd man forward.

St. Peter: How did you die son?

2nd Man: I was drying my clothes on the rope in the balcony of my flat on the 8th Floor. I stretched myself too much and slipped and started falling down; but somehow managed to catch the railing of the balcony on the 7th Floor. Suddenly a man appeared. I thought he would help me but instead he kicked and punched me.

I lost my grip and fell down, luckily on the bushes. I survived. When I started running, that bas*ard threw a fridge on me, killing me instantly.

St. Peter: Too sad. You may go in son.

Then the 3rd man forward.

St. Peter: How did you die son?

3rd Man: I was having an affair with the wife of a man. He was gone to work and I was with his wife in the bedroom. Suddenly we heard him coming. So I hid myself in his fridge.

But that bugger lifted the fridge and threw it off his flats’ balcony, killing me inside the fridge!