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Artist / Event:	Green Day
City:	London
Price:	£ 189.00
Event Date:	24th October 2009
Venue:	O2 Arena
Booking Package Detail
Green Day are coming back to rock London, with sell out dates throughout Europe and a new single "Know Your Enemy". We have a great Ticket and Hotel package available, including execllent 3 star London accommodation and of course your concert ticket !!! You can also extend your stay and add extra nights for just £50.00 per person or if you prefer a touch of luxury you can upgrade your hotel to 4 Star (see below for supplement prices) It is also possible to upgrade to seated tickets (see below for details and prices) London - So many sights to see and things to do - if shopping is for you - check out Oxford Street, Covent Garden and High St Kensington as well as the famous weekend street markets in Camden Town, Portobello Rd and Greenwich. If sightseeing is more your thing you can get various guided tours or do it yourself with a Tube Pass and set off to see Big Ben, Houses Of Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge and maybe even the London Eye !!! The City’s transport service offers you your own freedom to travel by Underground, DLR & bus and sometimes its more fun doing your own thing at your own pace !!! Whatever you do I am sure you will have a great time !! Though book now - there is a limited availability Venue; O2 Arena, Greenwich London Capacity (approx); 18,000 Ticket location; Cat 3 /High Level BOOK HERE

Green Day Live in Paris
Artist / Event:	Green Day
City:	Paris
Price:	£ 159.00
Event Date:	4th October 2009
Venue:	Bercy Palais Des Omnisports
Booking Package Detail
Green Day are coming back to rock Paris, with sell out dates throughout Europe and a new single "Know Your Enemy" off the forthcoming CD "21st Century Breakdown" We have a great Ticket and Hotel package available, including excellent 3 star Paris accommodation and of course your concert ticket for the show at the Bercy Palais Des Omnisports on Sunday 4th October2009! You can also extend your stay and add extra nights for just £50.00 per person or if you prefer a touch of luxury you can upgrade your hotel to 4 Star (see below for supplement prices) It is also possible to upgrade to seated tickets (see below for details and prices) PARIS - our most popular destination offers you fantastic sightseeing opportunities, great shopping in areas such as Les Halles, Champs Elysess and the Grand Boulevards and of course, places such as the Eiffel Tower, Louvre, Notre Dame and the Sacre Couer in Montmartre The City’s cost effective transport service offers you your own freedom to the city by Metro, RER & bus for a fraction of London’s prices. It also has easy access from Charles de Gaulle Airport and of course the Channel Tunnel and Eurostar services Venue; Bercy (Palais Des Omnisports) Capacity (approx); 15,000 Ticket location; Category 2 BOOK HERE

This trick is for those users who are using hacked versions of iPhone, click on installous and a new page will appear it will be a website page Appolo.us choose the application you want then verify the code and there will be links given download the app from those links and it will come in Downloads at the bottom menu, press the Downloads and see your application there there press it and it will automatically get downloaded and appear on your main screen page.

Enjoy ;)

Heaven was becoming full so St. Peter decided he will stand at the gates of Heaven and let only those who suffered miserable deaths to go in. Others will go to hell.

So there was a big queue of dead souls waiting to go.
St. Peter asks the first man: How did you die?

Man: I always doubted my wife having an affair with someone, so I took a half-day off from work and returned home early. I had the spare key, so I quietly tip-toed till my bed room to find my wife naked in the bed alone.
I heard a voice from the balcony. When I checked, I found a man hanging from the railing of my balcony

I was very furious; I punched and kicked him. He let go of the railing, only to fall on the bushes. He survived the seven storey fall. He got up and started running. I looked around and I found my fridge. I picked it up and threw at him; finally killed him.

But all this gave me a massive heart attack and I died on the spot.

St. Peter: Too sad. You may go in son.

Then the 2nd man forward.

St. Peter: How did you die son?

2nd Man: I was drying my clothes on the rope in the balcony of my flat on the 8th Floor. I stretched myself too much and slipped and started falling down; but somehow managed to catch the railing of the balcony on the 7th Floor. Suddenly a man appeared. I thought he would help me but instead he kicked and punched me.

I lost my grip and fell down, luckily on the bushes. I survived. When I started running, that bas*ard threw a fridge on me, killing me instantly.

St. Peter: Too sad. You may go in son.

Then the 3rd man forward.

St. Peter: How did you die son?

3rd Man: I was having an affair with the wife of a man. He was gone to work and I was with his wife in the bedroom. Suddenly we heard him coming. So I hid myself in his fridge.

But that bugger lifted the fridge and threw it off his flats’ balcony, killing me inside the fridge!

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Hey dudes! today in this post i am going to tell you an important thing that is How to add Categories to Bloggers Blog. Its a simple and easy way, like before i didn't knew it and was searching for it alot.

1. log in to your Bloggers Account
2. Open your blog and view blog
3. Click on Costumize on top of your blog
4. Add a gadget
5.Go down and click labels

Basically your labels are your categories then just change the name of Labels to Categories and you are done. Now whenever you do a post just write the name of Category the same name in Labels for this post, this option will only appear when you will be making a post.

its easy and if you didn't understood i will be uploading a video regarding this and post the link here.

Would you dare to walk on this? Glass Bridge will be suspended 4,000 feet above the Colorado River on the very edge of the Grand Canyon . On May 2005, the final test was conducted and the structure passed engineering requirements by 400 percent, enabling it to withstand the weight of 71 fully loaded Boeing 747 airplanes (more that 71 million pounds). The bridge will be able to sustain winds in excess of 100 miles per hour from 8 different directions, as well as an 8.0 magnitude earthquake within 50 miles. More than one million pounds of steel will go into the construction ofthe Grand Canyon SkyWalk.

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1. Rebuild your desktop once a month by holding down the Command and Option keys as you restart your computer. Leave the keys pressed until the computer asks if you want to rebuild the desktop. Click OK.

2. Step 2

   Remove fonts you never use. (Open the Fonts folder in the System Folder and drag the fonts out.)

3. Step 3

   Open the Extensions Manager control panel and turn off system extensions you don't need. For example, if you're not on a computer network and don't have a printer, you can turn off printer drivers and file-sharing extensions.

4. Step 4

   Purchase and install speed-increasing software, such as SoftwareFPU from John Neil & Associates, Speed Doubler from Connectix, and Norton Utilities from Symantec.

5. Step 5

   Add RAM if your computer takes a long time to open programs and slows down when working with multiple programs or large files.

1. Purchase any supplies you need: compressed air (in an aerosol can); a soft rag; Endust for Electronics, or any nonabrasive household cleaning fluid suitable for cleaning plastic; and a dust mask if you're allergic to dust.

2. Step 2

   Check your owner's manual. If the manufacturer has provided specific instructions, follow them.

3. Step 3

   Shut down the computer.

4. Step 4
   

   Disconnect the keyboard.

5. Step 5
   

   Use compressed air to clean between the keys. Spray at an angle to dislodge dust and grime.

6. Step 6
   

   Shake loose dust gently out of the keyboard.

7. Step 7

   If using Endust for Electronics or another aerosol cleaning fluid, follow the manufacturer's instructions. Otherwise, spray a small amount of fluid onto a rag.

8. Step 8
   

   Wipe the keys and chassis.

9. Step 9

   Wait until the keyboard is dry before reconnecting it to the computer.

10. Step 10

    Reconnect the keyboard and restart the computer.

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Our Battlemodo showed that while cheap pocket camcorder video quality has come a long way, audio quality is usually abysmal. The Zoom Q3 aims to change that with TWO directional microphones that can be focused much like a lens zooms.

To be sure, the Zoom Q3 looks like it neglects video quality in favor of audio: Its paltry 640x480 resolution is sure to look outdated next to the true 720p offered by the Flip UltraHD and others. But the Q3 is all about audio, and we're pretty impressed with what Zoom packed into it. You can see in the picture above that it's got two mics to give true stereo sound, and they can be aimed both manually and with the camcorder's automatic presets. It looks pretty easy to get correct levels as well, with several modes to help get the best possible sound. As for audio formats, it'll do 44.1/48kHz 16/24-bit Linear PCM WAV or MP3 up to 320kbps, which is slightly limited but should do fine.

At the basic hardware level, it's got a 2.4-inch LCD, takes SDHC cards for memory (a 2GB card is included, but you'll want to upgrade that pronto) and runs on 2 AA batteries. It'll cost $250 when it ships in September, which is a little pricey; the Flip UltraHD costs $180 at Amazon. We're not totally sold on the entire package, either: If the Q3 packed HD video as well as this level of audio, we'd be really excited, but we think video is probably more important for most pocket camcorder users than audio. Still, it's definitely a unique product and hopefully we'll see the product line develop more

Recently, Baba Ramdev publicly made comments around sexual life of 'actresses like Celina Jaitly' on the front page of a leading newspaper. On her standing up for gay rights, he stated, "These actresses know nothing about Bhartiya sanskriti. They stay away from their parents and have no morals. Unke partner har mahine badalte hain."

Truly livid, Celina reacts as she bares her heart out in this candid conversation.

Your sex life seems to have come under the spotlight now. Any comments?
[Sighs] Well, this great, great Brahamachari seems to know more about my sex life then I may know myself.

In any case, now I feel I can truly say that he is not a true 'Yoga' teacher. After all 'yoga' knowledge comes from Adi Shiva, who in Hindu scriptures is active when there is 'Shakti - The Cosmic Female'.

For a brahamachari, every woman is 'Maa' and nowhere in 'bharatiya sanskriti' is it written or practiced that you can make sexually motivated comments on any girl; especially by a brahamachaari. He does not know the meaning of true 'Brahamacharya'.

Well, Baba Ramdev has also claimed that he can cure homosexuals?
I can just laugh when he says that he can cure homosexuals by Pranayam and meditation. With all due respect to Baba Ramdev, he 'may' have the so called 'cure' for homosexuality but the point is LGBT community 'does not' see their homosexuality as a disease.

The point is no one is interested in buying this 'over the counter' prescription for curing what is not a disease at all. This is what they are and they are comfortable with their self. They are not interfering in anyone's life or religion but unfortunately everyone wants to interfere in their lives and tell them how they should eat, sleep and have sex. It is plain and simple ridiculous!

He has created a clout for him though over a period of time...
But because of that, he cannot become 'Samaaj Ka Thekedaar', right? Yes, I give him credit for contributing to realization and revival of yoga in today's time and date. But this is it.

These people prefer to live in a cocooned thought process of their own and do not wish to come out of it. Ok, good for him, it's his fundamental right to speak his mind. We, the youth, too are using our fundamental rights the way we wish to do, so I guess we are even.

So what is it that you wish to tell Baba Ramdev?
That even if he screams from every rooftop of India, the reality is homosexuality will not cease to exist. It is there since the homo sapiens have existed.

Also, according to zoologists, even today homosexuality is exhibited in over 15000 species of animals, leave alone humans. Once even Hitler thought that Jews were an impure race and ancient scientists thought the earth was flat but then ultimately truth persisted, right?

It is up to people to follow blindly or to respect the truth and slowly come around. Just because some people think LGBT is a threat to the family system, what should we do? Give rise to another genocide based on closed views?

Now Baba Ramdev and several other religious groups have filed a case against the verdict.
All I can say is that the respectable judges of Supreme Court will definitely consider the human rights aspect and the fight against the growing HIV AIDS epidemic in India.

I am confident that 'jiska koi nahi hota hai uska khuda hota hai'. Society needs to focus on one issue and it is that for any step towards progression, change needs to come from within.

If everyone just takes the responsibility for improving themselves from within by becoming more tolerant, becoming giving, becoming kind and being honest, everyone would be happier and contended. That would lead to a happy and peaceful community.

And your message for the 'aam junta'?
Take your own responsibility first that's it. As for these Babas, they are doing whatever their remote upbringing and closed mindset is dictating them to do.

Only togetherness and standing up for what is right can change this mindset. So let's all stop people from being misled by publicity hungry self proclaimed gurus of the society.

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In this iPhone Guide you will learn how to Jailbreak iPhone 3G OS 3.0 using RedSn0w in Windows. After jailbreaking using this Guide you will be able to Unlock iPhone 3G for any carrier with the UltraSn0w which is expected soon. This iPhone tutorial is meant for Windows and iPhone 3G users Only.

If you’re Windows user and have iPhone 2G in your hands, Please make sure you have updated iTunes 8.2. you can update from iTunes or can also download iTunes 8.2 from here.

Before starting Jailbreaking iPhone 3G running OS 3.0 with RedSn0w, you need to download the following files:

• RedSn0w: Mirror 1, Mirror 2 (RapidShare), Mirror 2 (Torrent)
• OS 3.0 for 3G: iPhone1,2_3.0_7A341_Restore.ipsw (can also be downloaded from iPhone Firmwares)

Create a folder named RedSnow on your desktop for quick access. and put all the above downloaded files into it. Also extract the RedSn0w zipped file into that folder. Now your folder will look like this:

Step 1

Connect your iPhone 3G to your PC and launch iTunes.

From the left pane in iTunes, select your iPhone. Hold down the SHIFT key and click Restore button. Restore don’t waste space on your iPhone.

Navigate to the RedSnow folder your created in the start and select the firmware file (.ipsw) and hit Open.

iTunes will start restoring your iPhone firmware to iPhone OS 3.0.

Step 2

When your iPhone is updated. execute the RedSn0w.exe from RedSn0w folder.

Step 3

From RedSn0w click the Browse button and browse to the iPhone1,2_3.0_7A341_Restore.ipsw file in RedSnow folder. and click Open button.

Step 4

RedSn0w will verify your firmware. When it’s done, Click Next button to Continue

Step 5

Check Mark Install Cydia option and click Next to continue.

Step 6

Make Sure your iPhone is connected via USB and Turn it OFF. Now click the Next Button.

Step 8
RedSn0w will guide you through some steps to get you into DFU Mode. Follow the instructions carefully.

If you could not follow the instructions as they asked you to do, you would not get into DFU Mode resulting in the following error message:

Click OK and then Retry the instructions.

Step 9

Once you get into the DFU Mode, some tricky stuff will be done with your iPhone and then iPhone will Reboot:

Step 10

Now RedSn0w will start jailbreaking iPhone 3G by uploading new RAM Disk.

Step 11

Upon completion, RedSn0w will notify you that you’re Done!. Click the Finish Button. When iPhone finishes reboot, it will be Jailbroken having sweet Cydia icon on Springboard.

That’s it. Welcome to Jailbreak Community.

Congratulations! You have successfully Jailbreak iPhone 3G on OS 3.0 with RedSn0w under Windows environment.

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In this iPhone Step-by-Step Guide, you will learn how to jailbreak 3G OS 3.0 using PwnageTool. You will create a custom ipsw and when restored using that custome ipsw it will automatically jailbreak iPhone 3G and install applications.

iPhone 3G users running Windows, Please navigate to:

Make sure you’re on Mac OS X 5.7 and running the latest iTunes 8.2 to Jailbreak iPhone 3G.

Create a folder on your desktop and name it: Pwnage. Then download the following files and put into Pwnage folder:

• PwnageTool 3.0
• iPhone1,2_3.0_7A341_Restore.ipsw (Download through Firefox because Safari often auto extracts ipsw file)
  

The iPhone OS 3.0 file is also available in All iPhone Firmwares Post.

How to Jailbreak iPhone 3G OS 3.0

Step 1
Double click PwnageTool dmg file to mount it

Click and drag the PwnageTool icon to Pwnage Folder you created and then open it from there.

Warning Box will Popup. Just hit the OK button.

Step 2

Make sure you select Expert Mode from Top menu

Step 3
Select your device i.e: iPhone 3G. A big Green check mark will appear on the selected device.
Now hit the big Blue Arrow button at bottom right to proceed.

Step 4
On the next page Pwnage Tool will automatically find the IPSW file. If not found then click “Browse for IPSW” button and select the downloaded IPSW file: iPhone1,2_3.0_7A341_Restore.ipsw. A check mark will appear next to it.

Then hit Blue Arrow Button to proceed.

Step 5
On the next page you will have 6 choices. Select the General and hit Blue Arrow Button to proceed.

Step 6
On the next Page you can decide your Root Partition Size where OS resides. Click activate the phone and Disable partition wipe-out.

***For the 3.0 firmware you may have to increase the size of your root partition slightly for the IPSW build to be successful. 695MB worked just fine for me***
***If the Enable Baseband check box is not greyed out, checkmark it. This allows the unlock to occur!***

The Bootneuter settings are greyed out for the iPhone 3G. Click the blue arrow button.

The next screen will show the Cydia settings menu. It allows you to create custom packages so you do not have to manually install them later.

Go to Download packages tab.and hit the Refresh button to display all the available packages. Double click your desired package, it will be downloaded and will be available under the Select Packages tab.

When you have downloaded your desired packages, go back to Select Packages tab and check mark the ones you want.

then hit the Blue Arrow Button to proceed.

Custom Packages Settings will displays listed package settings for your custom IPSW. Leave these settings as is for now. Just click the Blue Arrow Button to proceed.

On the next Custom Logos Settings menu, you’ll be able to add your own images as boot logos. Click the Browse button to select your Boot logo and Recovery logo. I just use defaults so deselected all options.

Click the blue arrow button to continue.

Step 7
Nowyou are ready to build your custom firmware. Click the build button to select it, then click the blue arrow button to proceed.

Step 8
When both Bootloader files are found, you will be asked to Save your custom .ipsw file. Save it to the same Pwnage folder.

Step 9
PwnageTool will start building your custom firmware. Wait until it’s done.

If prompted enter your Administrator password and click the OK button.

When prompted if your iPhone has been Pwned before, Click No. It allows for a more thorough restore.

You will be asked to turn OFF the device. Make sure it is connected to the USB port.

Step 10
Be ready to follow directions now.

• You will be asked to hold the home button and the power button for 10 seconds.
• Then, you will have to release the power button and hold the home button for 10 seconds to enter DFU.

If you failed to follow the instruction, it will show you a message asking if you want to retry?. Click Yes.
Unplug the iPhone from the USB. Turn it OFF, then turn it back ON. Reconnect it to USB and turn OFF the iPhone when prompted.

When followed correctly, Pwnage 2.0 will display a message telling your that it successfully entered DFU mode. iTunes will also pop-up.

Step 11
In iTunes, hold the Alt/Option key and hit Restore.

Step 12
from the popup window, browse to the Pwnage Folder and select you custom .ipsw file that you just created (iPhone1,2_3.0_7A341_Custom_Restore.ipsw) and click Open Button.

Step 13
iTunes will now restore the firmware on your iPhone. This can also take up to 10 minutes.

When done. You have successfully Jailbreak iPhone 3G running iPhone OS 3.0.