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Green Day Live in London
Artist / Event:	Green Day
City:	London
Price:	£ 189.00
Event Date:	24th October 2009
Venue:	O2 Arena
Booking Package Detail
Green Day are coming back to rock London, with sell out dates throughout Europe and a new single "Know Your Enemy". We have a great Ticket and Hotel package available, including execllent 3 star London accommodation and of course your concert ticket !!! You can also extend your stay and add extra nights for just £50.00 per person or if you prefer a touch of luxury you can upgrade your hotel to 4 Star (see below for supplement prices) It is also possible to upgrade to seated tickets (see below for details and prices) London - So many sights to see and things to do - if shopping is for you - check out Oxford Street, Covent Garden and High St Kensington as well as the famous weekend street markets in Camden Town, Portobello Rd and Greenwich. If sightseeing is more your thing you can get various guided tours or do it yourself with a Tube Pass and set off to see Big Ben, Houses Of Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge and maybe even the London Eye !!! The City’s transport service offers you your own freedom to travel by Underground, DLR & bus and sometimes its more fun doing your own thing at your own pace !!! Whatever you do I am sure you will have a great time !! Though book now - there is a limited availability Venue; O2 Arena, Greenwich London Capacity (approx); 18,000 Ticket location; Cat 3 /High Level BOOK HERE

Green Day Live in Paris
Artist / Event:	Green Day
City:	Paris
Price:	£ 159.00
Event Date:	4th October 2009
Venue:	Bercy Palais Des Omnisports
Booking Package Detail
Green Day are coming back to rock Paris, with sell out dates throughout Europe and a new single "Know Your Enemy" off the forthcoming CD "21st Century Breakdown" We have a great Ticket and Hotel package available, including excellent 3 star Paris accommodation and of course your concert ticket for the show at the Bercy Palais Des Omnisports on Sunday 4th October2009! You can also extend your stay and add extra nights for just £50.00 per person or if you prefer a touch of luxury you can upgrade your hotel to 4 Star (see below for supplement prices) It is also possible to upgrade to seated tickets (see below for details and prices) PARIS - our most popular destination offers you fantastic sightseeing opportunities, great shopping in areas such as Les Halles, Champs Elysess and the Grand Boulevards and of course, places such as the Eiffel Tower, Louvre, Notre Dame and the Sacre Couer in Montmartre The City’s cost effective transport service offers you your own freedom to the city by Metro, RER & bus for a fraction of London’s prices. It also has easy access from Charles de Gaulle Airport and of course the Channel Tunnel and Eurostar services Venue; Bercy (Palais Des Omnisports) Capacity (approx); 15,000 Ticket location; Category 2 BOOK HERE

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Heaven was becoming full so St. Peter decided he will stand at the gates of Heaven and let only those who suffered miserable deaths to go in. Others will go to hell.

So there was a big queue of dead souls waiting to go.
St. Peter asks the first man: How did you die?

Man: I always doubted my wife having an affair with someone, so I took a half-day off from work and returned home early. I had the spare key, so I quietly tip-toed till my bed room to find my wife naked in the bed alone.
I heard a voice from the balcony. When I checked, I found a man hanging from the railing of my balcony

I was very furious; I punched and kicked him. He let go of the railing, only to fall on the bushes. He survived the seven storey fall. He got up and started running. I looked around and I found my fridge. I picked it up and threw at him; finally killed him.

But all this gave me a massive heart attack and I died on the spot.

St. Peter: Too sad. You may go in son.

Then the 2nd man forward.

St. Peter: How did you die son?

2nd Man: I was drying my clothes on the rope in the balcony of my flat on the 8th Floor. I stretched myself too much and slipped and started falling down; but somehow managed to catch the railing of the balcony on the 7th Floor. Suddenly a man appeared. I thought he would help me but instead he kicked and punched me.

I lost my grip and fell down, luckily on the bushes. I survived. When I started running, that bas*ard threw a fridge on me, killing me instantly.

St. Peter: Too sad. You may go in son.

Then the 3rd man forward.

St. Peter: How did you die son?

3rd Man: I was having an affair with the wife of a man. He was gone to work and I was with his wife in the bedroom. Suddenly we heard him coming. So I hid myself in his fridge.

But that bugger lifted the fridge and threw it off his flats’ balcony, killing me inside the fridge!

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."